(It’s) All About Me

 

Im Matt

Im a boy man in my late thirties with a zest for life and a yearn to sing. Im particularly good at belting out a classic in the shower, you know something subtle like ‘I will Survive’.

My recent projects include releasing the half of the wardrobe I haven’t used since I discovered cake and learning to drink Tequila without gurning.

I live in Hemel Hempstead (not the chavvy end) with my husband. Hemel is a 1950’s throwback ‘new town’ with its eclectic building designs, a magic roundabout and a pregnant single mother in every third house, but its home.

I enjoy fitness, cooking and karaoke and my favourite past-time is taking one of my speciality dishes to the Slimming world ‘weigh-in’ on a Saturday morning, filling it with sugar and lard and watching them all eat it

I am also a Step-dad, a pretty good one, and I work as an HR Manager.

I work to live and enjoy a nice all inclusive holiday every now and then… theres nothing like drinking free alcohol until your liver is beginning to fail.

My blog is light hearted, self deprecating and sometimes offensive to others, particularly if you frequent the planet wearing crocs or ‘Fat Bird’s uniform’ (leggings and a kaftan).

In 2017 I came 2nd in the Annual Blogger’s Bash ‘Funniest Blogger Award’ and I have also been ranked in the top 100 websites for Gay Men.

 

I don’t take myself seriously and I love sharing my ramblings, I hope you enjoy reading…when I can be bothered to write.