(It’s) All About Me


Im Matt

Im a boy man in my late thirties with a zest for life and a yearn to sing. Im particularly good at belting out a classic in the shower, you know something subtle like ‘I will Survive’.

My recent projects include releasing the half of the wardrobe I haven’t used since I discovered cake and learning to drink Tequila without gurning.

I live in Hemel Hempstead (not the chavvy end) with my husband. Hemel is a 1950’s throwback ‘new town’ with its eclectic building designs, a magic roundabout and a pregnant single mother in every third house, but its home.

I enjoy fitness, cooking and karaoke and my favourite past-time is taking one of my speciality dishes to the Slimming world ‘weigh-in’ on a Saturday morning, filling it with sugar and lard and watching them all eat it

I am also a Step-dad, a pretty good one, and I work as an HR Manager.

I work to live and enjoy a nice all inclusive holiday every now and then… theres nothing like drinking free alcohol until your liver is beginning to fail.

My blog is light hearted, self deprecating and sometimes offensive to others, particularly if you frequent the planet wearing crocs or ‘Fat Bird’s uniform’ (leggings and a kaftan).

In 2017 I came 2nd in the Annual Blogger’s Bash ‘Funniest Blogger Award’ and I have also been ranked in the top 100 websites for Gay Men.


I don’t take myself seriously and I love sharing my ramblings, I hope you enjoy reading…when I can be bothered to write.




12 thoughts on “(It’s) All About Me

  1. Elizabeth December 14, 2016 / 4:31 am

    Oh, how I agree with you on the baby factories and their “careers” of government handouts. *climbing down from soapbox*
    You don’t look like a wicked stepmother but I believe they all pretend to be sweet and loving until they start handing out poison apples or making the poor stepdaughter scrub the floors. If you haven’t done these things you will probably lose your standing in the Wicked Stepmother Alliance. Don’t worry,though. There are actually a bunch of great non-wicked step-parents out there and we’ll take you in!
    Your girls are adorable and so are the two of you! I can’t wait to read about your adventures as 1) a newlywed 2) a step-parent 3) a middle-aged guy (I say guy because it sounds like you’re one of the guys that we women roll our eyes about when he tries to do something and mutter, “He’s SUCH a guy!”

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  2. Cathy January 10, 2017 / 5:18 pm

    Hi 🙂 and thanks for following. Look forward to your posts!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. fattymccupcakes January 12, 2017 / 5:27 am

    Your comment about the toothless wonders was funny and spot on. Also, a bit sad. It’s a shame that so many people who really shouldn’t get to have kids are blessed with too many. Your blog sounds hilarious, heartwarming, and fun! However, why you got a beef with leggings?! Leggings are life 😜

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  4. Kylie Heard October 21, 2020 / 9:35 am


    We are interested in buying Guest/Sponsored posts on your website.
    Do you sell these resources?

    Kylie Heard


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